And I thought forgetting sunscreen was my biggest worry!! I was taking a picture of my aunt Rita and my cousins when these combat seagulls COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY WORLD. One of them was driving the garbage truck full of beachgoers (still burning omfg that’s so gross) while the others were shooting laser beams from laser goggles on their faces. And one of them even looked like a bomber with missiles strapped to its wings. Where are these things from>??? And how the shit does a seagull drive a garbage truck!?!?! My cousin Alex was only 9 when that thing BURNED A GIANT HOLE THROUGH HIS INNOCENT LITTLE HEART and some of my other cousin Sara’s brain got on my jams which is cool in a way I guess but more sad than cool bcz it sucks that she’s dead now. I’m serious wtf this is getting crazy.