May 2009
2 posts
Ex-girlfriend Killed
My ex-girlfriend was run over by a train. Her infidelity I mean intestines spilled all over the place. She also shit herself.
Kentucky Grilled Vomit Meeting
I was in a meeting today and while Mark was showing me how to copy and paste on a computer BWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHK he yuked a bucket of Kentucky Grilled Chicken all over the place. May Li certainly wasn’t laughing 10 seconds after I took this picture. Also Oprah is giving coupons out for the chicken it’s pretty good. Click here for Oprah’s chicken coupon.